Miniature Painting

Painting Gritty This Is Not a Test Miniatures

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The post-apocalyptic world of This Is Not a Test demands miniatures that look like they’ve survived the wasteland—rusted, grimy, and battle-worn. Whether you’re painting scavengers, mutants, or survivors from the definitive edition of This Is Not a Test, mastering weathering techniques will bring your tabletop to life. Here’s how to achieve that gritty, lived-in look.

Materials and Tools for Painting This Is Not a Test Miniatures

Weathering requires specialized tools beyond basic paints and brushes. Here’s what you’ll need:

  • Weathering Paints: Opt for textured paints like Citadel’s Typhus Corrosion or Vallejo’s Rust Effects. These create realistic grime and oxidation.
  • Pigments: Dry pigments (e.g., MIG Productions) simulate dust and mud. Apply them with a soft brush or fixative.
  • Sponges: For chipped paint effects (more on this below).
  • Washes and Inks: Dark washes (e.g., Nuln Oil) deepen recesses, while brown inks mimic dried blood or dirt.
  • Fine-Grit Sandpaper: Lightly scuffing surfaces pre-paint helps texture adhere.

Pro tip: If you’re new to the game, the original This Is Not a Test rulebook includes lore that can inspire your color schemes—think faded military gear or scavenged tech.

Step-by-Step Weathering Techniques for This Is Not a Test

Base Coating

Start with a muted palette: olive drab, rust red, or concrete gray. Avoid bright colors—this is the wasteland, after all.

Washes and Streaking

  1. Apply a heavy wash of Agrax Earthshake or similar to recesses.
  2. Use a damp brush to streak grime downward, mimicking rain stains.

Sponge Weathering for This Is Not a Test

Dip a torn sponge into a dark brown or black paint, dab off excess, and lightly press onto edges (armor, weapons). This creates chipped paint. Follow with a rust-colored sponge dab for oxidation.

Pigment Application

Sprinkle pigments on boots or cloaks, then blend with a brush. Seal with matte varnish to prevent smudging.

Tips for Achieving a Gritty Look on This Is Not a Test Miniatures

  • Focus on Storytelling: A scavenger’s gear might have mismatched repairs; a raider’s armor could be caked in mud.
  • Layer Grime: Combine techniques—streaks over sponge chips, pigments over washes.
  • Less Is More: Over-weathering can obscure details. Build up gradually.